voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

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“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via orbit-janaki)

(Source: ohmyitspie, via brittany-patience)

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

(via keepcalmandgetsexy)

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

(via vanesuh)

Mondays emotion: no
Tuesdays emotion: ugh
Wednesdays emotion: why
Thursdays emotion: omfg
Fridays emotion: finally
Saturdays emotion: yes
Sundays emotion: crying